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[14 May 2006|12:32am] |
I MISSED THE FUCKING PAJAMA JAM!!!
SHAWTY, EREBODY WAS GUN BE DERE!
p.s. Metal month would be a lot more enjoyable if they played more than two series over and over
I dont need to see 100 greatest metal moments and 40 greatest metal songs of all time back to back for 31 days straight.
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[24 Apr 2006|09:26am] |
A Jar of Mayonnaise
and Two Cups of Coffee
When things in your life seem almost too much
to handle, when 24 hours in a day are not enough, remember the
mayonnaise jar and the two cups of coffee...
A professor stood before
his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class
began, wordlessly, he picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar
and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He then asked the students if
the jar was full. They agreed that it was.
The professor then picked
up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar. He shook the jar
lightly. The pebbles rolled into the open areas between the golf balls.
He then asked the students again if the jar was full. They agreed it
was.
The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into
the jar. Of course, the sand filled up everything else. He asked once
more if the jar was full. The students responded with a unanimous
"yes."
The professor then produced two cups of coffee from under the
table and poured the entire contents into the jar, effectively filling
the empty space between the sand. The students laughed.
"Now," said
the professor, as the laughter subsided, "I want you to recognize that
this jar represents your life.
"The golf balls are the important
things -- your God, family, your children, your health, your friends,
and your favorite passions -- things that if everything else was lost
and only they remained, your life would still be full.
"The pebbles
are the other things that matter like your job, your house, and your
car.
"The sand is everything else -- the small stuff."
"If you put
the sand into the jar first," he continued, "there is no room for the
pebbles or the golf balls."
"The same goes for life. If you spend all
your time and energy on the small stuff, you will never have room for
the things that are important to you.
* Pay attention to the things
that are critical to your happiness.
* Play with your children.
*
Take time to get medical checkups.
* Take your partner out to dinner.
* Play another 18.
"There will always be time to clean the house and
fix the disposal. Take care of the golf balls first -- the things that
really matter.
"Set your priorities... The rest is just sand."
One
of the students raised her hand and inquired what the coffee
represented.
The professor smiled. "I'm glad you asked. It just goes
to show you that no matter how full your life may seem, there's always
room for a couple of cups of coffee with a friend."
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[19 Apr 2006|03:44pm] |
So if you have to buy and extra large in something
(especially a miniskirt or it's really tight)
please be considerate and dont wear it except in the presence of yourself and your mirror.
bytheway
There's a staph infection epidemic going around kell
sounds like safe and clean fun eh?
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[20 Mar 2006|06:03pm] |
People need to stop dying their hair black.
Seriously, black does not go with every skin tone.
Also, people need to stop wearing pink eye shadow that circles their entire eye.
Especially with thick black eyeliner.
YOU DO NOT LOOK COOL.
YOU JUST NEED TO LEARN HOW TO APPLY MAKE UP.
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| Shit son, this is stol'd |
[09 Dec 2005|05:28am] |
Step 1: Get your playlist together, put it on random, and play.
Step 2: Write down the first few lines from the first 20 songs that play or close to it.
Step 3: Post and let everyone you know guess what song the lines come from.
Step 4: Cross out the songs when someone guesses correctly.
1. “I’m spendin’ all my money and it’s goin’ up my nose”
2. “I don’t mind other guys dancin’ with my girl”
3. “The nights are tearin’ me down, and it’s hard gettin’ through the day”
4. “Jenny’s poppin’ pills and Joe’s still wearin’ braces”
5. “Somebody called me on the phone, they said ‘Hey is Dee-Dee home?’”
6. “42-39-56, you can say she’s got it all”
7. “But if you got your way I’d have a lobotomy”
8. “Don’t try to think what we all say”
9. “You tried it just for once, find it all right for kicks, but now you find out it’s a habit that sticks”
10. “Your mirror’s getting’ jammed up with all your friends”
11. “My temperature is getting too low, I’m sittin’ here all in a dream”
12. “When you talk about Jackie, I talk about Jackie O. ‘Cause she goes down lower than anyone else I bet”
13. “Another girl in the neighborhood, wish she was mine, she looks so good”
14. “And please don’t you ask me if I love you, ‘Cause I don’t know what I’d do (up my nose)”
15. “I just want a lover like any other”
16. “You know I'm going to lose, and gamblin's for fools but that's the way I like it baby I dont want to live forever”
17. “When I was a kid all I wanted to be was the meanest dude on the meanest machine”
18. “Hearts are breakin’ now she says ‘I don’t care.’”
19. “Up on the roof, out on the street, down in the playground the hot concrete”
20. “Livin’ in the city, it will eat out- eat out your heart”
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| weekend update |
[20 Nov 2005|01:59pm] |
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Friday:
Heartattacks/clit45/briefs at swayzes
heartattacks were ok
drank
missed clit 45
elevated heartbeat
briefs were good
broken down car
Nick's a savior
bing's
sleep
Saturday:
sleep in
home
lunch
bing's
napalm
bing got a job
fight
home
beatx3/heartattacks at the drunken unicorn
made up
"Can I take a shower?"
drink
beatx3 great
heartattacks much better than the night before
eyecontact kills
bing's at nearly 3
sleep
Sunday
home
Nick
Babysit.
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[16 Nov 2005|07:48pm] |
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So who all is going to Swayzes on friday?
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| Help Wanted |
[08 Nov 2005|11:24pm] |
I put my two weeks in on friday
and as much as I hate Fuddruckers,
I'm gonna miss it, although not so much since most of my favorite co-workers are leaving as well.
I found out tonight that a coffee business is being given to me.
I really wish people knew how to pick up their phone.
I like four day weekends.
I'm watching Cocktail, because there's nothing better than seeing Tom Cruise being yelled at because he cant mix drinks.
I need to start drawing/taking photographs again, as well as writing.
It's really warm in my house and I dont know why.
My cyst isnt going away, and it's bothersome.
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[02 Nov 2005|05:29pm] |
HAIRCUT
pictures when i feel like it
love.
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| AHHHHHHHHHH |
[26 Oct 2005|05:29pm] |
I have a cyst
Work's taking up my weekends
but life is goood.
Dear Morgan,
I need your telephone number
my old phone is gay, so I need your number
and I want to see you
--candace
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| New phone |
[14 Oct 2005|12:15am] |
I got a new phone cos mine broke
And since it's broken, it wont turn on.
Therefore I have none of your numbers,
so if you would leave a comment,
or just call me so I get it,
I'd appriciate that.
My number's still the same, but I need yours!
P.S. CARLITA
I need your address again, it was in my phone
so email it or whatev. and you'll get the cd.
Thank you, love.
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| Remember when we went down there? And you threw up from shooting up too much heroin? |
[06 Oct 2005|04:13am] |
Skipped school today,
slept until one.
Now I'm not tired at all.
My grandma is coming down tomorrow
&her birthday is friday.
Please, where's the gun?
Comment and ...
1. I'll respond with something random about you.
2. I'll tell you what song/movie reminds me of you.
3. I'll pick a flavor of jello to wrestle with you in.
4. I'll say something that only makes sense to you and me.
5. I'll tell you my first/clearest memory of you.
6. I'll tell you what animal you remind me of.
7. I'll ask you something that I've always wondered about you.
8. If I do this for you, you must post this on your journal. You MUST. It is written.
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[02 Oct 2005|12:39am] |
I like fall weather.
I'm glad it's October.
September was just a tad too warm,
and by a tad, I mean wayyy.
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| I took this from my Carlita Love |
[30 Sep 2005|07:37pm] |
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If you read this,
even if we do not speak often,
comment with one memory of me.
It can be anything you want,
good or bad.
Just as long as it happened.
Then post this on your livejournal.
See what other people remember about you...
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[25 Sep 2005|11:45pm] |
I'm in complete love with a boy named Nicholas Henderson.
He's the best, and I'm hoping we can grow old together
but I'll probably fuck this one up.
He really is amazing.
He's awesome at guitar.
And Bing is a great friend, although a lot of people dont like him
he's pretty awesome.
A nice guy, really he is.
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| negroplasty |
[22 Sep 2005|12:57am] |
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Early release sucked
slept most of the day
"I'M PREGNANT EVERYBODY, OH GEE, NOW I CAN HAVE AN ABORTION!"
( Requiem for A Dream )
How cute...
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